Black beach weekend in Miami Beach!

Posted On June 20, 2005

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1014 pictures from Memorial Day Weekend on South Beach!

I took all of these pics from in front of my building. (not counting the shots from the beach)





Whatchu know about THAT?






Yo, you saw that scooter birgade??


Naw, man… Where they at??


This girl was drunk as hell and fighting with her man. At least her titty was falling out!



Rims still be spinnin’!


Obviously, this Hummer wins the FANLESS.com Most Tight Whip of Black Beach Weekend Award!


It’s “Snoopy Dogg Dogg”!


Here we have a perfect display of Lamborghini doors.


And here we have the exact opposite!!


…and I’m thinking… Man, let your friend use the mirror so she can see that she forgot to put a shirt on!! Dang!


This picture exists to prove to myself that I can take a relatively non-blurry pic with a relatively slow exposure.


TOO MUCH BOOTY IN THEM PANTS!! I mean shorts. Actually, that’s a pretty mediocre ass. Some of them were like “OH MY GOODNESS!!”


PINK!!!


Push up on it, girl! Don’t be skerred! Dang!


LOL AZNZ!!


Further down the block she was REALLY uncensored!


What you can’t tell from this picture is that the girl was totally hopping on the back of the bike. It was amazing! They were all doing it!


I’m really proud of this picture! I forgot my friend’s name, but he’s from Louisiana.


BRAAAAAP!!!

You want debauchery? How’s this for debauchery??



She’s putting her leg behind her head!




White people. Oh, wait… LOLesbianZ!!


TITTIES!


Would you play Smear the Queer with this woman??


Huddle up, ladies!


Oh, hay! Your tittie fell out!!


Whatchu mean you don’t like the black guy in the thong???


Maybe you’ll like this white guy a little more!


Hey, at least he doesn’t have gold/chrome/platinum/diamond/blinging teef!!


This is how slammed the beach was on Sunday at about 3:30!




White people. Oh, wait… LOLesbianZ!!


White people. Oh, wait… LOLesbianZ!! (I WOULD!!!)


You talking to ME? Whatchu mean my shoe lace is untied?? I ain’t even got no shoe laces!


So wassup girl… You gonna give me the skins or what?


Getting digits!


Check the grille! That’s gold!!




For real girl… I can get you in the VIP!


I like this picture.


More than that, I really like this girl. She lives in West Palm. A lot of them did. Or at least they were all giving out 561 numbers.

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40 Responses to “Black beach weekend in Miami Beach!”

  1. surrealkitten

    what do those people do for a living that they have so much money to spend on clothes and cars and stuff?

    • fanless

      That’s what I’d like to know!

      • surrealkitten

        i suppose if you were stupid enough to never put anything in the bank, and if you lived in a shit apartment, you could work at burger king and still have 15,000 or so a year to fiddle around with. assuming you didn’t have any children, which… well, it’s obvious enough without saying it.
        they can’t all be drug dealers, can they?

      • fanless

        350 thousand drug dealers converging on South Beach for Memorial Day weekend?? I don’t think so.

      • surrealkitten

        are they all as extravagant-looking as that, then?

      • fanless

        Not ALL, but I’d say a majority of them are.

      • surrealkitten

        are any of them worth talking to?

      • fanless

        Possibly, but it’s very hard to know. Most of the guys are grabbing at the girls, trying to talk to them. Most of the girls have already heard every single pickup line in the book, about 1500 times and don’t want to have anything to do with the guys.

      • surrealkitten

        i was under the impression that most of those people were easy to get into bed.

    • catsluvdmb

      They spend all their money on bling bling and live in their cars.

      • surrealkitten

        that’s probably really true, isn’t it. and they’ve never heard of an IRA.

      • joshperot

        McKEAN That’s probably true, yes, I think. . . But. . KENYON But that demonstrates doesn’t it, they weren’t asked for in the first place.

  2. toastytoots

    Awesome pictures (: even though I’m super busy, I’ll add you back but I cant promise I’ll comment much :\

  3. ferdischenko

    Can I link to you for the Russian community?

  4. cherryheavy

    Your photos are fucking rad. You still around and taking them?

  5. Anonymous

    you
    is ass and “bling” all you care about, your a waste of skin and mind

  6. annamaryse

    I *really* liked that display of classic impalas… and the beach shots were awesome… thanks for the link!

  7. Anonymous

    nice pics

  8. Anonymous

    pic
    very good

  9. xoverusedx

    I found this page by google imaging “titties” South Beach looks fun.

  10. Anonymous

    Nice photos
    This is always a great experience of a side of Black culture many never see!!! Some of it is ridiculous, yet not surprising, other aspects of it are just plain fun and exciting.
    Thanks again!

    • Anonymous

      Re: Nice photos
      I LIKED THE PICS I WILL BE IN MIAMI FOR MEMORAIL WEEKEND THIS YEAR. IM JUST KINDA DISGRUNTLED BY SOME OF THE COMMENTS THAT WERE MADE, ALL BLACK PEOPLE DONT RIDE AROUND ON RIMS OR WEAR BLING BLING…..AND ITS FUNNY HOW PEOPLE THINK WHEN U SEE A BLACK GUY IN A NICE CAR THAT THEY ARE DRUG DEALERS AND THEY ALL LIVE IN THE “HOOD” I TAKE ALOT OF OFFENSE TO SOME OF THE COMMENTS.

  11. Anonymous

    Home = M.I.YaYo
    I miss home….

  12. Anonymous

    pimped out shit
    hey yo where is that place?

  13. Anonymous

    let’s here be fair & impartial
    Surrealkitten,
    When I see the pic and videos of all the whites at Daytona Beach or Cancun I am fair and impartial in my judgement. I see white girls getting freaky and the white guys in their lexus or honda civics with bling and rims, etc. I bet you think of them as different!
    Think about it really. America needs to change how we think. Those people are in a environment where they are comfortable and happy fun. Now I am sure some of the people there don’t have priorities right but again you find that everywhere don’t you.

  14. Anonymous

    hi
    fucker!

  15. Anonymous

    Good Job
    Yooooo good job with the pics. I aint seen shit this good since i went to Miami 96 grad.
    UKARI

    • Anonymous

      Re: Good Job
      great pics! I hope you take more for this festival this year 2006! It’s the closest i can get to being there.

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  24. Anonymous

    Urban Beach Week adds a little color to Miami Beach.

    If the fuddy duddies want peace and quiet they should move out west to the edge of the everglades.

    I am a MB resident and property owner. I fully support the Uban Beach Week and its festivities.

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